Jesus I Was Evil

[Verse 1]
I used to do things and I'd say things, and oh Jesus I was evil
Make things and I’d break things, and oh, Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies, I never beat no lady

[Verse 2]
I used to crash parties and Maseratis and I was evil
Go places and I'd pull faces and oh Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies, I never beat no lady

[Chorus]
But Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies, I never beat no lady

[Bridge]
Now I help old ladies cross the street, and I
Now I shine the shoes upon my feet, and I
Now I throw my clothes at the homeless in the streets, and I
Brush my hair a million times a week, and I
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night, and I

I never shook babies, I never beat no lady

[Chorus]
Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil