Dumfuk

[Chorus]
Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk

[Verse 1]
There was a time you had three geese
You named all three of them Bruce
So you knew which one was missing
If they happened to cut loose

You’re the kind of guy who
Sets a mirror in front of your bed
And tries to spin around quick enough
To see the back of your head

Always teased in school
But you’re not to blame
Blame it on your genes
Dumfuk is your last name

[Chorus]
Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk

Johnny Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk
Dumfuk

[Verse 2]
You church it every Sunday
To hear about the lord
They tell that you’ll burn in hell
And you believe every word

So you donate all your hard earned dosh
And pray for forgiveness
Dumfuks musn’t see the fact
That it’s just a booming business

[Chorus]
Dumfuks
Dumfuks
Dumfuks
Dumfuks

What a bunch of Dumfuks
Dumfuks
Dumfuks
Dumfuks

[Verse 3]
The shit that flows out of your mouth is
Pure stupidty
And if you ever take in anything
Take this advice from me and shutup

[Chrous]
Shutup
Shutup
Shutup
Shut the fuck up