Yo Mama

[Verse 1]
I see you in your office sending and recieving checks
But I know the quest for money comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase and forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob
I can see you laughing so I guess you think its funny
But while your getting drunk, I've been gettin honey
And by tommorow night youll be hungover and sick
And I’ll be at my home wit yo mama on my dick because
[Chorus]
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
[Verse 2]
Thinking you're the man, well I am bringing news
Our manhoods being measured by the woman that we choose
And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts
So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts because
[Chorus]
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

[Bridge]
Eat more fruit, Plant more trees
Learn to shoot, Travel overseas
Wash the dog, Read a book
Find three Chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz, and speak maltese
Ferment to invent a better feta cheese
The highest they get is number two
'Cause number one on my list of things to do
Is Yo maaaamaaaaa
Yo maaaamaaaaaa
Yo maaamaaamaaa
Yo mamaaaaa
[Bridge 2]
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
[Bridge 3]
In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her
Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her
Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister
When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster
Got another blister playing naked twista
Raw on the floor with yo mama and yo sister
Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her
I let her drive home pissed and said
Asta la vista baby

[Chorus]
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list
Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list