Yo Mama (Clean)

[VERSE]
I see you in your office sending and receiving cheques
But I know the quest for money’s for cakes and gingerbreads
But since the festive season ain’t about feeding you gob
I decided to stay home to knit some jumpers for your mum
Now I can see you laughing so I guess you think its funny
But while your eating junk, the trees up in my study
And by tomorrow night you’ll have your stomach swoll and sick
And I’ll be at my home wrapping up yo mama gifts
[CHORUS]
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list

[VERSE]
Thinking you're the man, well I am bringing news
Our manhood’s being measured by the presents that we choose
And you can't earn respect if you don’t spread the peace and love
So I'll be staying home to fill yo mama’s stocking up
[CHORUS]
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list
Yo Mama's on the top of my Christmas gift list

[BRIDGE]
Eat more fruit, Plant more trees
Learn to shoot, Travel over seas
Wash the dog, Read a book
Find three Chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz, and speak Maltese
Ferment to invent a better feta cheese
The highest they get is number two
'Cause number one on my list is give things to…
Yo Mama
Yo Mama
Yo Mama
Yo Mama

She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top

In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her
Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her
Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister
When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster
Got anotha blista from playin naked twista
Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sista
Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her
I let her drive home pissed and said
Asta la vista baby

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list