Happy Well Adjusted Psychopath

[Verse 1]
Aunt Flo, she comes to visit
The day my baby goes away
Hits the household like a blizzard
And leaves the place in disarray
She'll ride a crimson tide
Upon a white cotton horse
A qualified tour guide
Around the grounds for divorce because of course

[Chorus]
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath

[Verse 2]
She can be so sweet
When she's being herself
But the demon beneath
Should seek professional help
She's got an urge to kill
Like some kind of maniac
I tried to call up doctor Phil (Hello?)
I want my girlfriend back, this bitch is wack

[Chorus]
She's a happy well-adjusted psychopath

[Bridge]
'Cause she's happy and she's sad and she's doing what she can
Just to keep it on an evenish keel
But you have to understand that the rag is at her glands
And she can't control the way that she feels
She can function day-to-day if you stay out of her way
Or she could slay you for the evening meal
'Cause anything you say could be taken in a way
She finds offensive with a penchant to kill

[Chorus]
Happy well-adjusted psychopath