Bad News · Track 6

Eat A Bag O’ Dix

[Verse 1]
It's Evil fuckin' Eddie brace yourself like Ugly Betty
I'm a blunt machete, you’re on the run like Moneghetti
You better stop forgetting to remember I'm the dopest
The deafest since the deaf kid out of Mr Holland's Opus
And those that haven't noticed I'm the deafest are the dumbest
Your cerebellum's workin' well as Helen Keller's tongue is
Since ninety-one-ish I ain't even had to battle
Too busy rollin' balls like my name was Trevor Chappell
So play me at the states and I'm a slay you at the gates
'Cause you couldn't move a unit with a trailer and some mates
Your whole demographic's two fat women in black denim
Ya wouldn’t go platinum, sellin' digipacks with crack in them
I'm back and I'm givin' y'all a rude awakenin'
Makin' rap great again, Ballarat to Bakerton
Evil Eddie Jacobson, proper decent fella
Known for how I'm runnin' shit like Robert DeCastella
Diss me never ever, there ain't no higher treason
I'll burn you while I'm breezin' like it's bushfire season, what?
No comprehende? I'll slap you like a Djembe
I burn like ash Wednesday so fuck what all you’re men say

[Chorus]
You wanna act a bitch and pull my raps to bits
Because it's had some hits, go eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
You never listened to my set but you diss me on the net
Talkin' shit up in your threads, eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
'Cause I'm definitely ill but you tell me keep it real
When you're jealous of my skill, eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
Tryna brag and diss but then you lack the grits
To even back your shit, go eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)

[Post-Chorus]
Eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks
Eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
Eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks
Eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
Eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks
Eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
Eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks, eat a bag of dicks
Eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)

[Verse 2]
So your persona's homophobic but you're gay without a doubt
Even your album's in the closet 'cause it's never comin' out
And it's okay to be gay but since you're keen to gaggin' 'em
Why just eat a dick when you can eat a whole bag of them?
I've got the acumen you're lackin' in, I'm tacklin'
Any given topic dude and drop it like you wanted
Except your shithouse, so get out 'cause when I spit out
I get your girl dippin', make her slip and throw a hip out
You flip the script while I burn the whole screenplay
Dropped I beat so heavy I murdered my own DJ
These days Gs say I'm a sick brazen nutbag
Asphyxiate hater with a jizz-laden cumrag (Scumbag)
You're gettin' threatened by my playlist
Mention of my tape has got you sweatin' like a rapist
Jealous that I'm famous then blame it on the industry
But seek beef with me then Jesus eat the penis, please

[Chorus]
You wanna act a bitch and put my raps to bits
Because it's had some hits, go eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
You never listened to my set but you diss me on the net
Talkin' shit up in your threads, eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
'Cause I'm definitely ill but you tell me keep it real
When you're jealous of my skill, eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)
Tryna brag and diss but then you lack the grips
To even pack your shit, go eat a bag of dicks (Eat a bag of dicks)

[Verse 3]
So you can eat a bag of dicks as a late night snack
Or make gravy when you bake 'em, man, they're great like that
Or make a bolognese sauce with pork and some veal
Serve it all up with a salad, there's a four-course meal
You got so many options here to try it in your diet
Which we wouldn't modify if you decided to be quiet
But you're bitchin' like a snitch, here to help five-O
Makin' props a no-go like Marcel Marceau, so, yo